If you’re genuinely homeless, I have all the sympathy in the world for you. But lately, I’ve noticed a trend of people pretending to be homeless just so they can exploit the public instead of getting off their arses and doing something productive. And do you know something? I think it’s an absolute disgrace. This…
When you’re a kid there comes a point in your life when you get around to calling someone your best friend. I’m not sure how this thing is decided or what the points system is but eventually it somehow happens. In my life I had my first ‘best friend’ when I was 7 and I’d…
Ever since Instagram/Social Media encouraged narcissism, the whole “I go to the gym” thing has taken on an entirely different meaning. Health and a degree of vanity has been replaced with audience perception and bucket loads of vanity. These days, health rarely makes it to a podium finish unless it has a side effect of…
Do you have guilty pleasures you don’t admit to many people, if anyone, but they are there all the same? I know you do (’cause everyone does) For some people that could be a crush on some crappy tv presenter and for others it could be a corny song. I don’t know how I stumbled…
It’s been windy and cold hasn’t it. As Frankie Howerd once said, “Ooh it’s bitter out”. I’ve never seen so many felled trees without a lumberjack in sight. Absolutely shocking the way nature targets trees that are just minding their own business. I guess it should be no surprise, then, that boats have started going…
Wow it’s all happening isn’t it. One minute this is a brand new blog and the next it’s got its own X account. By X of course I mean Twitter. Nobody really thinks of it as X, that would be just silly. Anyway, this is my X (Twitter really) profile so you can follow me…
Testing… Testing… 1, 2, 3… Is there anybody out there? Don’t be daft—of course there isn’t. This is a brand-new blog, fresh out of the wrapper—nobody even knows about it yet. The only one reading this post right now is me, and that’s exactly how it should be. We don’t want 100 weirdos at the…